The Magnificent Seven

The Grooms Party: “In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.”

Yes…We’re That Legen…

…Wait for it…

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Ryan Denny- “Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.” David Wooderson from Dazed and Confused.

Little brother who turned out taller than me. With the amazing ability to make awkward moments even more awkward. It was this rivalry between us that helped warp the sweet young boys we were into the kinda twisty men we are…and he’s a hit with the ladies.

Kevin Harrison- “What do we need Sarge for? All he ever did was yell at us a bunch and tell us we suck. We'll just split up his duties. You yell at me and I'll tell you you suck. You suck, Simmons! Oh man, this new system is working out great!” Pvt. Dexter Griff from Red vs Blue.

What can you say about a guy who spits dip into your empty YooHoo bottle and sets it down next to the bottle your drinking from so you can accidentally drink from it…and still consider him one of your best friends?

Eddie Kaszynski- “NO TIME FOR LOVE DOCTOR JONES WE GO NOW!” Short Round from Temple of Doom.

Ever Hero deserves a plucky unflappable sidekick, and no hero was ever as lucky as me, because I got Ski, the 5.56 Tatsumaki. We stole toilets together in Iraq, and I am more proud of that than most people could probably believe. And he’s the only guy who likes “The Flying Hamster of Doom” shirt as much as I do.

Mike Perry- “If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.” Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.

Once we considered running away from college and joining the French Foreign Legion. The only person I know who could serve as both the Angel on one shoulder telling you to do good, and the Devil on the other shoulder prodding you with the pitch fork telling you “Go for it…at worse it’ll still be funny.”

Mike Piscopo- “Put some ice on it. After that, there's nothing a few beers won't take care of.” Randall “Pink” Floyd from Dazed and Confused.

A guy I’d be afraid of if he just wasn’t so funny. The only person that I know can make people tired by the energy he uses in telling stories. If I believed in past lives this guy would have been a Skald, burning his way across Europe and writing poetry about how awesome it is being a Viking.

And I saved The Best Man for Last, (it’s a pun, get it?)

Brendan Hoffman- “Before, he was evil and my enemy; now, he is evil and my friend.” Alec Lemas about Hans-Dieter Mundt from The Spy Who Came In From The Cold.

The first time I heard the term “Bromance” I looked at Madame Fury and asked “What the hell is that?” and without missing a beat she replied “You and Hoffman.”

The Furies demanded that we become either Butch and Sundance or Megatron and Optimus Prime. I’m thankful it worked out like it did. And the rest is history…